Barry the Igit.

chengoeshonk:

effemimaniac:

youaremyeverlovin:

utopians:

utopians:

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you’ve diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

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“Uncle Benadryl’s one minute rice” one minute what? awake? left to live?

1 minute til hatman

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exuberantocean:
“You know who you are.
Which is great because I don’t.
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penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

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where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

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this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

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actualaster:

breelandwalker:

Once again, I am BEGGING people to realize that tumblr tags are a filing system and not a visibility metric.

One does not come to tumblr to tag-spam for notes and get popular. There is no algorithm here. There is no monetization here. There are no influencers here.

This is where every other social media system comes to die. And we cackle and roast marshmallows on the pyre like the gremlins we are.

If you tag-spam to get your post seen by as many people as possible you are actually getting blocked by a bunch of people pissed off that you shoved an unrelated post into a tag they were looking through for relevant content. You also are going to be reported by people for spam. Because you are spamming.

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rebar2042:

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The actor

askserialshy:

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Ask Box is Open!

mineda3710:

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Wilford doodles

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markstits:
“ All of creation that I looked into. Past. Future. Present (now). The ends of time-space. What I face is absolute zero.
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